Let me tell you about one of the most unique additions to Slap Battles that I’ve had the pleasure of unlocking recently. The Conker glove isn’t just another slap-based glove you grind for – it’s a completely different experience that combines questing, minigames, and seasonal themes into one awesome package.
Added on November 21, 2025, this glove stands out with its distinctive conker nut design – a fuzzy green exterior that can actually be knocked off during battles, revealing a dark red center underneath. What makes it special is that you can’t just buy it with slaps like most gloves. Instead, you need to earn the Autumnal Conkerer badge through a multi-step quest that takes you through different areas and challenges.
I love how the developers are thinking outside the box with this glove. It’s not just about slapping people anymore – it’s about exploration, strategy, and mastering different gameplay mechanics. The Conker glove represents a new direction for Slap Battles, and I’m here to walk you through every step of getting it for yourself.
Honestly, the Conker glove has become one of my favorites in my entire collection, and here’s why. When I first unlocked it, I was expecting just another glove with a basic slap ability, but boy was I wrong. This thing plays completely differently from anything else in the game.
The first thing that blew my mind was the passive grab ability. Instead of just slapping players away, your glove actually grabs them and sticks them to you! It’s hilarious watching opponents panic as they’re suddenly glued to your glove, desperately trying to shake free. I’ve had so many moments where I’ve grabbed someone right before they were about to use a powerful ability, completely turning the tide of battle.
Then there’s the Conker Tree ability. When I activate it, a tree appears in front of me that drops conkers. These aren’t just for show – I can slap them to send them rolling at high speed toward enemies. If they hit someone, the shell comes off and the conker explodes after a few seconds! It’s perfect for area control and catching multiple opponents off guard.
What really makes this glove special for me is the shell mechanic. Certain attacks can knock off the green shell, revealing the red center underneath. When this happens, the glove actually deals more knockback but loses the grab ability. It creates this interesting risk-reward dynamic where I have to decide whether I want the utility of grabbing or the power of stronger slaps.
I’ve spent hours experimenting with different strategies, and I’m still finding new ways to use this glove effectively. It’s not just about raw power – it’s about creativity and timing, which is exactly what I love about Slap Battles.
Alright, let’s get into the meat of this guide. I’m going to walk you through exactly how I unlocked the Autumnal Conkerer badge and got my hands on this amazing glove. Trust me, it’s worth every step of the journey.
First things first, you need to head to The Hitman NPC in the hub area. He’s usually hanging out near the center, and you can’t miss him with his distinctive appearance. Walk up to him and interact to start the conversation.
The Hitman will offer you the Four Seasons quest, and this is where the real challenge begins. To complete this quest, you need to get 10 kills with four specific gloves:
Now, here’s the crucial part that I learned the hard way: these kills must be done in public servers. Private server kills don’t count, so you’ll need to hop into regular matches to grind these out. I recommend focusing on one glove at a time to keep track of your progress more easily.
Each of these gloves plays differently, so take some time to get comfortable with each one. Eggler is great for close-quarters combat, Fan excels at knockback, Scythe has a unique sweeping motion, and Snow is perfect for controlling space. Mastering each one will not only help you complete the quest but also make you a more well-rounded player overall.
Once you’ve finally gotten all 40 kills (10 with each glove), head back to The Hitman. He’ll acknowledge your completion, and a scroll will appear on one of the shelves in the room behind him.
When I first did this, I almost missed the scroll because it blends in with the other items on the shelves. Look carefully – it’s usually on the left side of the room. Click on it, and you’ll be teleported to the FourSeasons area.
This place is absolutely stunning! It’s a massive island divided into four distinct seasonal areas. You’ll see spring flowers, summer sunshine, autumn colors, and winter snow all in one place. For our purposes, we need to head to the Autumn portal – it’s the one with the big tree door that looks like it’s straight out of a fall festival.
Entering the Autumn portal will take you to ConkerObtainment, where you’ll meet Markus Haybale. This guy is a character – he’s got a haybale for a head and only one leg, but he’s got a heart of gold and a typical farmer’s accent that I found pretty charming.
When you talk to him, he’ll explain that he needs help collecting conkers in his orchard while keeping squirrels away. The dialogue is pretty entertaining, and it really adds to the immersive experience. After agreeing to help, he’ll tell you to grab a basket from inside his house.
Head into his house and interact with one of the baskets on the floor. This will give you:
Once you’ve got these items, Markus will open the gates to his orchard, and that’s where the real fun begins!
This is where things get intense. You’ll have 2 minutes to collect 20 conkers and place them in the center basket. Here’s exactly how it works and the strategies I used to beat it:
The Basic Mechanics:
Pro Tips That Helped Me Succeed:
If you manage to get at least 20 conkers in the basket when time runs out, congratulations! You’ll earn the Autumnal Conkerer badge and be teleported back to the main game. The Conker glove will now be available in your glove selection area.
While you’re working on unlocking the Conker glove, don’t forget to take advantage of Slap Battles codes that can give you free slaps and other rewards. These codes change regularly, but here are some that were active recently:
Make sure to check the official Slap Battles social media pages or community forums for the latest codes. Every little bit helps when you’re grinding for those glove kills!
The Conker glove is part of a larger Four Seasons update that the developers have been rolling out. From what I’ve seen and heard, this is just the beginning – there are hints that we might see gloves and content for the other seasons (Spring, Summer, Winter) in future updates.
The November 2025 update also brought:
I’m really excited to see where the developers take this seasonal theme. The Conker glove shows they’re willing to experiment with new gameplay mechanics, and I can’t wait to see what they come up with next.
Now that you’ve unlocked the Conker glove, let me share some advanced strategies I’ve developed to really dominate with it:
The Conker glove’s shell can be knocked off by specific attacks:
When the shell comes off, your glove turns dark red and deals significantly more knockback, but you lose the grab ability. The shell grows back after 15 seconds. I like to use this strategically – sometimes I’ll let opponents break my shell intentionally when I need that extra knockback power.
The Conker Tree ability is more versatile than it first appears. Here are some ways I use it effectively:
The grab ability is powerful but has risks. Here’s how I maximize its effectiveness:
If you’re facing someone with a Conker glove, here are some weaknesses to exploit:
I’ve been getting a lot of questions about the Conker glove since I started using it, so let me answer some of the most common ones:
A: It really depends on your skill level and how much time you play. For me, it took about 3-4 days of casual play to get all 40 required kills, and then another hour or so to master the orchard minigame. Some players can do it faster, while others might take a week or more.
A: Unfortunately, no. The quest specifically requires kills in public servers, so you’ll need to play in regular matches. This actually makes the achievement more meaningful in my opinion.
A: Don’t worry! You can retry the minigame as many times as you need. Just talk to Markus Haybale again, and he’ll let you attempt it once more. I failed my first three attempts before figuring out the right strategy.
A: Absolutely! While it has a learning curve, experienced players can dominate with it. The grab ability is unique in the game, and the Conker Tree provides excellent area control. It’s particularly strong in team modes and maps with environmental hazards.
A: While nothing has been officially confirmed, the Four Seasons theme and the structure of the quest suggest that we might see similar gloves for Spring, Summer, and Winter in future updates. I’m definitely keeping my eyes peeled for announcements!
A: No, once you’ve earned the Autumnal Conkerer badge, it’s yours permanently. The Conker glove will remain available in your glove selection area forever.
The journey to unlocking the Autumnal Badge & Conker Glove in Slap Battles is one of the most rewarding experiences I’ve had in the game. It’s not just about getting another powerful glove – it’s about the adventure, the challenge, and the satisfaction of mastering something truly unique.
From grinding those 40 kills with different gloves to the intense orchard minigame, every step teaches you something new about the game. And once you finally have that Conker glove in your hands, you’ll discover a whole new way to play Slap Battles that’s unlike anything else.
I hope this guide helps you on your journey to unlocking this amazing glove. Remember to be patient, especially during the kill grinding phase, and don’t get discouraged if you fail the minigame a few times. Practice makes perfect, and the reward is absolutely worth it.
If you found this guide helpful, make sure to check out our other Slap Battles guides on the site, including our Harvester Glove Guide for Halloween content and our Walrus Glove Update Guide for more seasonal content.
Have you unlocked the Conker glove yet? What strategies work best for you? Share your experiences in the comments below – I’d love to hear from fellow Slap Battles enthusiasts!
Happy slapping, and may your conkers always find their mark!
